The best campaign EVER!

The best campaign EVER!

Don't ever under estimate your spouse!

A married couple is 
driving along a highway 
doing a steady 60 miles per hour. 
The wife is behind the wheel. 
Her husband suddenly looks 
across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 
"I know we've been married for twenty years, 
but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing. 
Keeps looking at the road ahead 
but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.
The husband speaks again. 
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,
" He says, 
"because 
I've been having an affair with your best friend, 
And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, 
But grips the steering wheel more tightly 
and 
slowly increases the speed to 75.
He pushes his luck. 
"I want the house,
" he says insistently.
The car is now at 80 mph.
"I want the car, too," 
he continues.85 mph.
"And," he says, 
"I'll have the bank accounts, 
all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering 
towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a little nervous, 
so he asks her, 
"Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, ... I've got everything I need," .
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the concrete wall at 90 mph, the wife turns to him, smiles and says,
"The airbag."

Moral of the Story:
Don't ever under estimate your spouse!

God Does not help in suicide

God Does not help in suicide

A news channel gets news that 
100 sardars are killed in a train
accident at Amritsar station.

Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, 
Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. 
sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par
khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.

Achanak announcement hui ki 
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki 
gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, 
sab log apni
jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.

Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

News correspondent: Thank god. 
Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. 
Aap patri
par nahin kude.

Sardar: oye nahin ji 
main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha.

Jaise hi announcement 
hui 
main 
to 
platform par chad gaya...

 

Please read at your own risk !!!!!!

Please read at your own risk !!!!!! J

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ??? ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki 

wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa 

rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha 

hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to
a baby he became an ordinary
man...
why?
Because he became
mamu lee
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santa and banta r discussing-- -----

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt 

sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the 

opposite.if i sleep i can't drink 

coffee."

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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

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bcoz 

it was written on the gate that 

"entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

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ThinK......

Think......


okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko 

Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. 

To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????


Think....... ......


Give up??


Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

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Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is


"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

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if a CAT crosses ur way,

when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????


?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????



?????????

it means that the Cat is also going somewhere. 

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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE

Why are Indian husbands called 

"MADE OFSILVER"

 And

Why are American husbands called 

"MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata?

Bcoz 

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Indian wives call their husband "A g"

( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" 

( Scientific Symbol for Gold)