Friday, October 16, 2009

Flash clock

 
Checkout this Flash clock
 1st Line is Second's

 2nd Line is Minute's
3rd Line is Hour's
4th Line is the Day of the week
5th Line is today's Date
6th Line is the Month
7th Line is the Year
This is the COOLEST clock I have seen yet!! A new one!!  Look
closely at it!!  Amazing!!

Sunil Prabhakar Bhumkar
Type this address and check it out. Its amazing

http://home. tiscali.nl/ annejan/swf/ timeline. swf

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!










Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!! 

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If: 


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K


8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


And: 

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E


11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But: 

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E


1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: 



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D


12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

That's the reason why I love MATH. Now it's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

Have a nice day & God bless!!




aafter clking angain clik,clik....


Friday, 16 October 2009

Enjoy in your own flower garden....




SURPRISE FOR YOU

Click on the below link.  You will get a black page. Click your mouse anywhere (& everywhere) on the page & see what happens!  Better yet, click & drag your mouse over the black page.


I Hope you all will like it
.


Click Here

& aafter clking angain clik,clik....

Kanjoos Makkhi Choos .....


Kanjoos Makkhi Choos
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Kanjoos: Yeh kela (banana) 

kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai kya?
S.K: 60 paise mein to,, 

sirf chilka hi milega.
Kanjoos: Ley 40 paisay, 

chilka rakh aur kela day de
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A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: I m here
Kanjoos: My sons & daughters,  

r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos: To phir,, 

baju wale kamre ka 
pankha Q khula hay ?
 
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1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira.
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon de k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, 

Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos: (Ghusse se) mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:  Munna!! 

Ab hamarey ander bhi,, 
Kanjoos ka khoon daud raha hay
 
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A Kanjoos called a newspaper 

office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, 
kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, 

Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... 

Acha likho....... ......... .
Sohan Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .

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Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: 
Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao ge kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaunga..
Kanjoos ne jaib se thaila 

nikala or kaha: Wapsi main,, 
langar ki biryani lete aana.
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Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tak khata raha,
Kisi ne pocha 

“bhay kab tak khatay rahogay?”
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak 

gya hun par kya karoon card me likha tha 
"Dinner 7 to 10pm”
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Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena; 

mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

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Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha 
Aur Hans (laugh) Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda