A news channel gets news that
100 sardars are killed in a train
accident at Amritsar station.
Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks,
Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat..
sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par
khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.
Achanak announcement hui ki
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki
gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai,
sab log apni
jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.
Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
News correspondent: Thank god.
Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee.
Aap patri
par nahin kude.
Sardar: oye nahin ji
main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement
hui
main
to
platform par chad gaya...
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