Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Leave Applications;)


Dear All,



·
 Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:





"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."





"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."



"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."



"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"



"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."



"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."




"I am enclosed herewith..."



"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.



 sunil bhumkar 

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