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Difference between Potentiality and Reality

Difference between Potentiality and Reality

 

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potential it y' and 'reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars?
Daughter: "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.

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Reactions By Professionals

Reactions By Professionals

Boss' Reaction During recession

Boss' Reaction During recession

Boss Reaction During Recession  In thebegining.....Boss: Be good, you will be fine. After a week...  Must Work Hard k? After a month... Must Work Hard for " Lim Peh "  yu know!  After a Quarter.... Can you hear me? you must work hard!!!

The Leave Applications;)

Dear All,

See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.  Just Read It. The Leave Applications;) · Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."  This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:  "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." From H.A.L. Administration Dept:  "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:  "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" An incident of a leave letter:  "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."  A leave letter to the headmaster:  "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"  Another leave letter written to the headmaster:  "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." Covering note:  "I am enclosed herewith..."  Another one:  "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."  Actual letter written for application of leave:  "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". Letter writing:-  "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

 sunil bhumkar 

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