Boss' Reaction During recession

Boss' Reaction During recession

Boss Reaction During Recession  In thebegining.....Boss: Be good, you will be fine. After a week...  Must Work Hard k? After a month... Must Work Hard for " Lim Peh "  yu know!  After a Quarter.... Can you hear me? you must work hard!!!

The Leave Applications;)

Dear All,

See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.  Just Read It. The Leave Applications;) · Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."  This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:  "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." From H.A.L. Administration Dept:  "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:  "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" An incident of a leave letter:  "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."  A leave letter to the headmaster:  "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"  Another leave letter written to the headmaster:  "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." Covering note:  "I am enclosed herewith..."  Another one:  "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."  Actual letter written for application of leave:  "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". Letter writing:-  "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

 sunil bhumkar 

Friends at

Friends at school
Are big and small.
Friends at school
Are best of all!

A friend is like

A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn't have a friend.

Forever Friends

Forever Friends
you'r my friend and that is true,
but the gift was given from me to you.
we went thru moments that were good and bad,
even moments that were happy and sad.
you suported me when i was in tears,
we stuck together when we were in fear,

its really sad that it had to be this way,
but it has reached its very last day.
miles away cant keep us apart,
'cause you'll always be in my heart.

Make new friends
But keep the old
One is sliver and the other gold !

DEAR FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND      

DEAR FRIENDS BRING PEACE OF MIND
     YOU MY BEST FRIEND ... ARE ONE OF A KIND

Friendssssss

Friends
Friends smile at you.
They like your face.
They want to be with you
Any old place.

Friends have fun with you.
Friends share
They’re glad when you’re happy---
When you’re sad, they care.

If you’re a friend
Then you care, too.
That’s why your friends
Are glad you’re you!!!

THAT WILL STAYS FOR EVER

ROSE IS A FLOWER, 

THAT STAYS FOR 

AN HOUR.
BUT 

YOUR FRIENDSHIP HAS 

THE POWER
THAT WILL STAYS FOR EVER

My friend is nice.
We like to play
We play together every day.
We laugh and cry
And laugh again
Because, you see, we're
Friends
Friends
Friends!

Friends care, Friends share, We need friends Everywhere!