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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

God Does not help in suicide

God Does not help in suicide

A news channel gets news that
100 sardars are killed in a train
accident at Amritsar station.

Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks,
Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat..
sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par
khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.

Achanak announcement hui ki
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki
gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai,
sab log apni
jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.

Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

News correspondent: Thank god.
Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee.
Aap patri
par nahin kude.

Sardar: oye nahin ji
main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha.

Jaise hi announcement
hui
main
to
platform par chad gaya...

Please read at your own risk !!!!!!

Please read at your own risk !!!!!! J

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki

wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa

rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha

hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to
a baby he became an ordinary
man...
why?
Because he became
mamu lee
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santa and banta r discussing-- -----

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt

sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the

opposite.if i sleep i can't drink

coffee."

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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz

it was written on the gate that

"entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko

Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai.

To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????

Think....... ......

Give up??

Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

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Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

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if a CAT crosses ur way,

when u are going some where,