SKETCHES OF RAJ THACKERAY FOR YOU All

AS ALL OF YOU KNOW ADOLF HITLER STARTED HIS CAREER AS A PAINTER.

WE HAVE --RAJ THACKERAY-AN ADMIRER OF HITLER IN MUMBAI--THE LEADER OF M N S--BUT HE IS A GREAT CARTOONIST.

HERE ARE TWO PARTS OF HIS SKETCHES.--HE HAS  ALMOST  REACHED THE LEVEL OF LAXMAN.

                     Lata Mangeshkar……………..
 

         Bal Thakre………………



 Amitabh…………….



 p.l.deshpande…………….



  Bapuji………….




  Joshi sir…………..



 Gopinath mundhe…………



 Lalu………….



 Lalu ki lali rabdi………..





 Sharad pawar………..



 You r my soniya………..



Eaver green dev……..



 Anil kapoor




 Golden king bappi…………..

                    

Who said India is not Developed

Who said India is not Developed

New Alphabetsssssssssss.........

New  Alphabet
A  is for apple, and  B  is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what  we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now
The Alphabet:

A's  for arthritis;
B's  the bad  back,
C's  the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E  is for  eyesight, can't read that top line!
F  is for fissures and fluid  retention,
G  is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H .  high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I  .  for incisions with scars you can show.
J  is for joints,  out of socket, won't mend,
K  is for knees that crack when they  bend.
L  for libido, what happened to sex?
M  is for  memory, I forget what comes next.
N  is neuralgia, in nerves way  down low;
O  is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P  for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just  give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q  is for queasy, is it  fatal or flu?
R  is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S  is for sleepless nights, counting my  fears,
T  is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U   is  for urinary; troubles with flow;
V  for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,'  you know.

W  for worry,  NOW what's going  'round?
X  is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y  for  another year I'm left here behind,
Z  is for zest I still have--  in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

MAGIC...!!!

  MAGIC...!!!

Can you read this
In first attempt???? 
  





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 Its really superb!!!!


ICE will speak for you when you are not able to

Hi, 

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.

If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign

The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as "ICE."

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!

Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today! 

Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about this It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest . 

Remember:-
ICE will speak for you when you are not able to

 

because I am .........................

I am sending this because I am .........................










"Stay Focused on Your Goal Not on Your Immediate Problems." 

WORLD'S FIRST SOLAR POWERED STADIUM IN TAIWAN

WORLD'S FIRST SOLAR POWERED STADIUM IN TAIWAN

Taiwan recently finished construction on a solar-powered stadium that will generate 100% of its electricity
from photovoltaic technology Designed by Toyo Ito,
the 50,000-seat arena will officially open later this year
to welcome the 2009 World G ames which features many sports not included in the Olympics Such as parachuting, tenpin bowling and rugby sevens 

तिच्या लग्नाची पत्रिका .......

तिच्या लग्नाची पत्रिका आज घरी दिसली,,,,, थरथरत्या हातांनी त्यावरची आसवं पुसली, एक आसू,,,, नेमका तिच्या नावावरच पडला, नाव ख़राब होइल,,,,? म्हणुन पुसनारा हात अडला..., दोन-चार थेम्बं तिच्या बापाच्या नावावरही पडली होती, ज्याच्याकडे पदर पसरवून , 'ती' माझ्यासाठी रडली होती, एक थेम्ब पडला तिथे, जिथे आप्तांची नावे दाटली होती, बहुदा माझ्यासोबत फिरताना, तिला ह्यांचीच भीती वाटली होती., 'आमच्या ताईच्या लग्नाला नक्की यायचे हं'.., यावरही एक थेम्ब पडला, 'ताई तू जा, मी नाही सांगणार कुणाला,.. तो भाबडा बोल आठवला..., काही घसरलेली आसवं, लग्नस्थळ दर्शवत होती, अगदी त्याच्याच समोर,,,,, आमची भेटायची जागा होती, 'अहेर आनु नये' यावरही थोडा ओलावा होता, तिच्या बर्थडे गिफ्ट साठी, मी मोबाइल विकला होता......., त्यावेळी माझी पाठ थोपट नारी सगळी मित्रमंडळी आज माझ्यावर हसली., तिच्या लग्नाची पत्रिका आज घरी दिसली......., आज घरी दिसली............!

म्हटल आयुष्य विणायला घेउया

आज म्हटल आयुष्य विणायला घेउया
जमतय का ते बघुया
वाटल अगदी सोप असेल
रंगसंगती जमून आली की आयुष्यही सुंदर दिसेल

प्रश्न पडला धागे कोणकोणते घ्यायचे
एक दोनच की सगळेच वापरायचे

मग ठरवल फक्त छान छानच धागे घेऊ
एक काय दोन काय सगळेच एकमेकांत विणु

सुरुवात केली वात्स्ल्याच्या धाग्याने
धागा होता फार उबदार आणि मुलायम
म्हटल छान आहे हा धागा
धाग्याने ह्या विण राहील कायम

मग घेतला मैत्रीचा धागा
म्हणता म्हणता ब-याच भरल्या जागा
थोड थोड आयुष्य आकार घेऊ लागलेल
पण अजुनही बरचस विणायच बाकी रहिलेल

एक एक धागा आशेचा, सुखाचा आणि आनंदाचा घेतला
प्रत्येक धाग्यात तो आपसुकच गुंफत गेला
हळू हळू विण घट्ट होत होती
तरीदेखील कसली तरी कमी मात्र होती

मग घेतला एक नाजुक प्रेमाचा धागा
धागा होता सुंदर आणि रेशमी
धाग्याने त्या आयुष्याला
अर्थ आला लागुनी

एक एक घेतला धागा
यशाचा, कीर्तीचा आणि अस्तित्वाचा
आयुष्याला त्यामुळे एक नवा
उद्देश्य मिळाला

सगळेच धागे छान, सुंदर आणि प्रसन्न होते
तरीदेखील त्यांच्यातल्या एकसारखीपणाने मन मात्र खिन्न होते

थोड़े धागे पडले होते
निवांत बसून असेच
म्हटल बघुया तरी ह्यांच्यामुळे
आयुष्य होतय का सुरेख

मग घेतला एक धागा दुक्खाचा एक निराशेचा
एक धागा अपयशाचा आणि एक धागा पराजयाचा
हे चारही धागे विणता एकमेकांमधे
आयुष्याला खरा अर्थ लाभला त्यांच्यामुळे

अपयशाशिवाय यश नाही
दुक्खाशिवाय सुख नाही
पराजयाशिवाय जय नाही
आणि निराशेशिवाय आशा नाही

महत्व पटल आहे सर्व धाग्यांच आज मला
सुंदर सुंदर धाग्यांनिच फक्त मजा नसते आयुष्याला

साध्या सुध्या लोकरीच्या विणकामातही
रंगसंगती ही लागतेच
मग आयुष्य विणतानाच
आपल्याला भीती का वाटते?

सर्व धागे एकमेकांत विणुनच
एक परिपूर्ण आयुष्य बनत
कुठला धागा कुठे, कसा वापरायचा
हे मात्र ज्याच त्याच्यावर असत

"LOVE YOU DAD"

A man was polishing his new car,
his 4 years old son
picked stone &
scratched lines on thw side of car,,
in anger the man took the chid's hand
& hit it many times
not realizing he was using a wrench.
at the hospital,
the chid,lost hi fingersdue the multipel
fractures.
when chid saw his father..
with painful eyes he asked dad,,,
when will my fingers gorw back?
man was so hurt & speechless
he went back to car &
kicked it many times.
devastated by hi own actions..
sitting in the front of the car
he looked at the scrstchess
child had writen
"LOVE YOU DAD"
next day that the man commited
suicide....
Anger and Love have no limits..
always remember that,,
"THINGS ARE TO BE LOVED.
BUT
THE PROBLEM IN TODAY'SWORLD
IS THAT,
PEOPEL ARE USED AND
THING'S ARE LOVED..."

12 things to do - things we can do to slow down Global warming

जावयाची परीक्षा !!!!!!!!

Singh IS KING

Singh IS KING Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR ********* Manager asked to sardar at an interview.  Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it? Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. ******** After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me ??? ??? ??? ??? Are you a foreigner? ******** One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ******** Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. ******* When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. ******** Interviewer: just imagine you arein 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! *********** Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab.. Boss: which part? Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. ******** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ******** Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. ********* Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ********* Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ******** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ********** Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio! ********* In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ...... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ********* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

The best campaign EVER!

The best campaign EVER!

Don't ever under estimate your spouse!

A married couple is 
driving along a highway 
doing a steady 60 miles per hour. 
The wife is behind the wheel. 
Her husband suddenly looks 
across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 
"I know we've been married for twenty years, 
but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing. 
Keeps looking at the road ahead 
but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.
The husband speaks again. 
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,
" He says, 
"because 
I've been having an affair with your best friend, 
And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, 
But grips the steering wheel more tightly 
and 
slowly increases the speed to 75.
He pushes his luck. 
"I want the house,
" he says insistently.
The car is now at 80 mph.
"I want the car, too," 
he continues.85 mph.
"And," he says, 
"I'll have the bank accounts, 
all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering 
towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a little nervous, 
so he asks her, 
"Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, ... I've got everything I need," .
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the concrete wall at 90 mph, the wife turns to him, smiles and says,
"The airbag."

Moral of the Story:
Don't ever under estimate your spouse!

God Does not help in suicide

God Does not help in suicide

A news channel gets news that 
100 sardars are killed in a train
accident at Amritsar station.

Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, 
Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. 
sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par
khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.

Achanak announcement hui ki 
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki 
gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, 
sab log apni
jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.

Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

News correspondent: Thank god. 
Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. 
Aap patri
par nahin kude.

Sardar: oye nahin ji 
main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha.

Jaise hi announcement 
hui 
main 
to 
platform par chad gaya...

 

Please read at your own risk !!!!!!

Please read at your own risk !!!!!! J

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ??? ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki 

wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa 

rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha 

hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

*************

BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to
a baby he became an ordinary
man...
why?
Because he became
mamu lee
*******

santa and banta r discussing-- -----

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt 

sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the 

opposite.if i sleep i can't drink 

coffee."

********

One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

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bcoz 

it was written on the gate that 

"entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

********

who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

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ThinK......

Think......


okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

********

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko 

Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. 

To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????


Think....... ......


Give up??


Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

********

Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is


"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

********

if a CAT crosses ur way,

when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????


?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????



?????????

it means that the Cat is also going somewhere. 

*********

AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE

Why are Indian husbands called 

"MADE OFSILVER"

 And

Why are American husbands called 

"MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho....

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Nahi Aata?

Bcoz 

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Indian wives call their husband "A g"

( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" 

( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

I wonder who spent the time to create this?

I wonder who spent the time to create this?

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